Rant Theory Podcast #69 Wine 'Em, Dine 'em

Hey remember when we used to talk about Nintendo stuff ? Yeah me neither. Mainly because it's dumb and for children. Well this time, we make up for it, BY TAKING A MASSIVE SHIT ON THE WII U.

Not really. We did have a good crack at one though and here's our impressions. In podcast form. Also some other shit. GET!

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Rant Theory Podcast #68 Telstrapocalypse

Hello? Is can you hear us? Is this thing on? That sound you can hear is the sound of a Telstra exchange being burned down. Now listen to this podcast recorded in the midst of NO INTERNET. THE HORROR. Also no landlines. But who gives a fuck about that. All those telemarketers must think I'm DEAD.

In this one we talk about Assassin's Creed 3....again. Walking dead....probably and a bunch of other cool cool shit. Probably. OH AND DUBSTEP. I wrote it. Well. My iPad did.

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Rant Theory Podcast #67 My 3 Podcast Friends

WE ARE ALL THE BEST OF FRIENDS! That call each other obscene things a lot. That's normal. It is. More Assassins Creed, Jay Z Balls (NBA 2K13) and some other kooky horseshit. Like Pete Molyneux's kooky 'Confusion'. Or...."inception'......'Frustracity"? WHATEVER, JUS LISSEN.


PS Listen all the way til the end. HOLY FUCK.


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Rant Theory Podcast #66: The podcast of the beast

THIS SHIT BE EVIL. This episode is BRIMMING with Satan. It runs for exactly 66 minutes and 6 seconds. Not really. At all. Not even any evil games. Assassins Creed 3 and Need for Speed: Most Wanted? Cars are evil? Killing the planet? Fuck. I don't know.

PS Stay tuned for some A grade dumb at the end. It's like a little window into our process. That you wished you never looked into.


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Rant Theory Minicast: Discussin by demand

WE LOVE YOUUUUUU! Not you. Ok....you're alright. You have a weird hair style. You shouldn't be eating that anymore. Seriously man. FUCK.

Despite your many tragic problems though, WE WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR WONDERFUL QUESTIONS! What a deal! What a wondrous deal! You can't go wrong really.

We tackle some SERIOUS SHIT in this cast. For real yo. It gets real. Really.

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Rant Theory Minicast EB Expo 2012

BETTA LATE THAN NEVAH EH? 

EB EXPO! That was recently!....Right? YEAH! Well, this Minicast is all about it! And Chris throwing rocks at his wife. Shameful.

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Rant Theory Podcast #65: In the bottom

WE BACK YALLZ.

Have you ever had a conversation that you could see slowly spiraling into fucking madness but felt like a bystander watching a traffic accident? THAT IS THIS ENTIRE PODCAST. Good luck!

We talk about FTL, Mark of the ninja, Walking dead ep 4 and others! Fuck yeah!

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Rant Theory Podcast: Bordercast!

YAAAY! Finally, Rant Theory talks about Borderlands. BUT THERE'S A TWIST. It's Borderlands 2! This mini is dedicated entirely to our initial impressions of it.

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Rant Theory Podcast #64 Many things!...and a competition!

WOOO! Content! This podcast has it! IN THERE! FOR SERIOUS! 

Ok fine, I can't remember what we talk about. Except for our.........CONTEST!

That's right, we are finally giving back after taking so, so much from you. A brand new copy of the unavailable in Australia CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY!! 

What we want you to do is make something uniquely Rant Theory. A 'warning', a dumb ass song, a picture, whatever the fuck! Just has to be Rant Theory as. 

Send entries to: Ranttheory@gmail.com, tweet it to @RantTheory  or Face it on our book!

Competition closes 5th October!

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Rant Theory Podcast #63: Steam sale round-off

MAN IS IT HOT IN HERE WHAT IS ALL THIS STEAM IT MUST BE MY SWEATY WALLET FULL OF BILLS WAIT THERE IS NO BILLS IN THERE IT'S A JOKE ABOUT STEAM.

We been playin mad amounts of pc BUUUULSHIIIIT like Krater . Go listen! It's some quality gear.

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Rant Theory Spoiler-cast Bat-cast! Get the funk up!

NUNNANUNNANUNNA NAAAAAH! BAT MAN! CAST! Here it is, the latest offering from Rant Theory, spoiling the shit out of the latest offering from batman, The Dark Knight Rises. He made this movie. That's how I understand it anyway. 

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Rant Theory Podcast #62: Pea Sea Edish

GLAVEN! Raids! Nerdy references! How good's Doctor Who? Nah that's too far. Fuck that show. This week's cast is a all about mother flappin' PC GAMIN! Listen intently as Omo and Nathan crawl out of their console holes and nestle gently into the warm embrace of Gabe Newell's bosom. Adam stays at a safe distance and reflects on how gross that is. There's also so Zombies. Day Z and Walking Dead episode 1 to be exact. 

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Rant Theory Mini-cast: NEWS

Did you dudes see all that junk when down? It was crazy. No? You didn't? Well shit. Pay attention son! 

OR listen to our Mini-cast all about the news! Of the day! Or the week. I dont know. Anyway...

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Rant Theory Podcast #61 You have found a Low Quality Podcast

Roll for initiative! Salad Roll for lunch! -10 to hunger! You lunchbox is over encumbered. Your sandwich is over cucumbered. THANKS MUM. RPGS! In this one we talk about them! Also Battlefield 3's fancy new premium service. And cakes.

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Rant Theory Mini-cast #19 App Store round off!

Look at this little one, nestled in your lap, like a glowing reminder that you are slowly going sterile. It's a mini cast! About iOS ones! Fuckin yeah!

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Rant Theory Podcast #60: From the steamy pits of the pod dungeon

Gather round as we spin ye olde tale, of wizards, demons and clicking on shit. This week we talk about Diablo 3 and Max Payne 3. TRIPLE THE MISERY. FUCKIN YESSSSSS!

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Rant Theory Podcast #59: E THREE!

That's us right there. Filled with child-like wonder, waiting for the gaming industry to dole out E3 treasures while we huddle inside a hollowed out moose. Did they provide? LISTEN ON DEAR LISTENER, and we will tell you a tale, a tale of E3 2012!

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Rant Theory Podcast #58 Yes, I assure you we are still a podcast

And we're back!...? With a podcast?...! Yes! It is. Awesome. We have had a difficult time of late with the cast, moving to a new studio, new babies, other jazz, but we assure you, with NO CERTAINTY, that we should be back on track before long and we appreciate the patience. 

In this episode we talk about The Witcher 2, Trials Evolution, Fez and a grip of other horse hockey.

Get amongst. 

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Rant Theory Spoilercast: Rant Theorists ASSEMBLE

Here at Rant Theory, we don't just play games and dunk basketballs. WE ALSO WATCH MOVIES. Here is what we thought of The Avengers! SPOILED!

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Rant Theory Podcast #57 The New Podcast

Attention Rant Theory aficiandos! Here's a new one! Finally! In this one we talk about the new iPad, Syndicate, SSX, Shoot Many Robots and other junk! Great! Just great. 

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Rant Theory Spoiler-Cast: Journey

Let's take a moment. A moment, to reflect. ON OUR LIVES. And our souls. And..our balls. Join us, on OUR journey, a Journey into spoilering. The Journey spoilercast. Get it.

Don't listen if you ain't played!

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Rant Theory Podcast #56: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!

UP WITH THE TIMES! Kewl hip cats we are here at Rant Theory HQ! We've been playing all the hits of yesteryear! We're like the Gold FM of game related podcasts.

In this ep (Cool kids totes say ep. We don't have time to say episode. We have shit to do.) we smash out Dark Souls, Dead Island and Rayman Origins, regardless of the fact we have talked about them before. FUCKING REGARDLESS. Others are in there too. Gotham City Impostors I think.

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Rant Theory Podcast #BONUS!

As promised, here's a special bonus cast! It's old and has little relevant information, but we do talk about dog food, so there's that. 

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Rant Theory Mini-cast: NEWS!

OH SHIT. Look, I'm not gonna lie..shit's a little fucked up over here. There's all kinds of snaffoos and hoohar and behinds the scenes what the fucks that have lead us to have AN EXCESS OF RANT THEORY. This Mini Cast is the first of 3 casts that will be coming you way in the very near future.

ENJOY!

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Rant Theory Minicast #17: iPhone ones

HOLY CRIPES. How long has this been in the fridge for? It's all ...fucked up and there's...liquid! ACK! Let's just slide it off the plate into the bin.

I'd love to say we talk about iPhone games...but in all honesty I think this is just Omo and Adam give me all kinds of shit for most of it. So yeah...HAVE A LISTEN.

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Rant Theory Podcast GOATSY OF THE YEAR 2011 EDITION!

Thanks for your patience, here it is, your 2011 Game of the year podcast of the year winners, RANT THEORY'S GOATSY OF THE YEAR! 

Strap yourself in, this shit is LOOONG.

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No big post on who liked what, just get amongst it!

If you want to play along at home, have a drink of our DOTY (drink of the year).

DOTY 

1 part Vodka

1 part gin (preferably Tanqueray)

2 parts Red bull

1 Zooper Dooper (both ends cut off to use as straw)

Fill with lemonade 

DRANK WITH UNLIMITED GLEE.