Assasin's Creed PC: How does 'Fuck You' sound?

Fresh news has just cropped up about the shiny new 'now its your turn' version of Assassin's Creed on the PC and what else can i say to the developers but 'Go suck a dick!'

What's the problem? New shit. More missions, different investigations. Being as my poor old PC is as tragic as one of those dogs with broken back legs replaced by wheels, I probably wont be playing this title. But as previously stated, i did play Ass Creed through on the 360. By the end, I had also suffered the 'Ass fatigue' that many a reviewer described. It was fun but lack of variation slowly ground me into a fine paste of frustration.

So how do you fix these problems? MOARE STUFFS TO DO! But not for you dumb fuckers who have spent a small portion of you life collecting FLAGS for some DOUCHEBAG who can't because it's TOO FUCKING HOT TODAY. HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE THE BALACLAVA OFF MATE?! THAT MIGHT COOL YOUR LAZY FUCKING ARSE DOWN!!

I don't even give a toss if they release it as DLC, I traded that shit in. Here's a trick, WAIT for a few more months AND GIVE ME A BETTER FUCKING GAME, rather than WAITING AND RELEASING A BETTER FUCKING GAME ON A DIFFERENT FUCKING PLATFORM just so you can scoop up a few more sales from the Assassin's Creed psychopaths that collected all 18.6 billion flags from each city.

So Fuck you Ass Creed PC, and while where at it, Fuck you Gears 'O' War PC, for denying the people who made the game a success a chance to fight the real boss. Not some tool wearing a BAT-COAT.

-Brother N-